I decided on a flight to San Diego because it was short and busy. The cockpit is quite small and I didn't want to be breathing on the Captain and FO for any longer than was necessary. It was a unique experience to look forward on a passenger jet. The view on the approach to San Diego is unreal. It is crazy how close the downtown high rises are to the final approach path.
I could have simply exited the plane, walked a few gates down and hopped another flight back to LA, but I felt that was not taking full advantage of flying down to San Diego. Instead, I hopped on a city bus to downtown and walked to a place called Donut Bar. One cannot go wrong with that name. This fine establishment prides itself on having unique flavors. I settled on nutella, oreo cake, honey bourbon, s'mores, butter beer, and a normal sprinkled cake donut to round out my half dozen. I needed a place to eat said donuts, so I went to the waterfront. Unfortunately I chose the muggiest day of the year to go on a 2.5 mile walk wearing a full uniform and holding a box of donuts. There was a light breeze coming off the bay which offered a slight reprieve from the heat while I enjoyed the normal sprinkled donut and part of the Nutella one.
As this was the first time I wore my uniform, I found that it has mysterious effects on people. One, and unknown to me, is that I am now an expert on everything. "Where's my gate?" "How do I get to terminal 7?" "Why is my flight delayed?" Contrary to popular belief, I do not have all gates memorized, and often one's best bet when locating terminal 7 is to follow the giant signs with the arrows pointing to "Terminal 7." While walking by the waterfront, people now thought I was some kind of sailor or ship captain, so I got a whole new set of nautical questions. Who knows what kinds of things are going to start happening once I actually wear the hat too.
Second, when you're in uniform and carrying a box of donuts, it's open season for being approached for casual conversation. The most memorable encounter, however, was from a salty looking man with a beard who appeared to be involved in selling tickets for harbor cruises...or was homeless and happened to be standing next to a place where tickets for harbor cruises are sold. In any event, he decided to tell me a joke... "Have you noticed the gulls in the bay?," he inquired. "They're not seagulls. They're bay gulls! BAY gulls! BAGELS!" . . .