Second Day in the Dirty South

After eating a very southern-style breakfast of grits, andouille sausage, and beignets, we walked a little bit around Mobile. We saw a shipbuilding yard for what can only be described as stealth boats for the navy. There were about as many people out and about during the day as there were last evening. At one point I walked by a cafe where I swear I saw a woman stirring her drink with a strip of bacon. If it wasn't bacon, I'm not sure what I saw. Around 11:30, we left Mobile and drove through Pascagoula for a bit just to see what it had to offer. It offered nothing other than perhaps the inspiration for the name of the Sassagoula café at DisneyWorld's Port Orleans resort. We stopped off in Biloxi, Mississippi for lunch. We ate at a quirky place that looked like someone's house. Nicole and I played checkers while eating sandwiches. Nicole won at checkers and chose our next destination. I am not sure how she even found out about it, but our next stop was a giant rocking chair in Gulfport, Mississippi.

Here you see her running toward the giant rocking chair with more excitement than my four-year-old niece seeing Anna & Elsa at DisneyWorld. After she discovered she couldn't actually sit and rock in the world's largest rocking chair, (and accordingly couldn't discuss how it was good to have land while sipping on a lemonade and venting about the oppressive southern heat), she returned to the car. Within about 30 seconds, the sky erupted with extremely intense rain. This slowed our progress a bit because I was unable to drive the speed limit even with the wipers on full blast. By the time we crossed the border into Louisiana, it had calmed down a bit and we drove across the Lake Pontchartrain causeway and finally into New Orleans. It was a bit of a battle with traffic, horses, and middle-aged folks drunk in the middle of the day, but we eventually found a place to park.

Nicole and I are fairly calm individuals who don't fancy large crowds or drunkards, so when we saw large crowds of drunkards we were a bit overwhelmed. Fortunately, we were able to find a place to eat that was a bit removed from all the craziness. We were able to eat on a balcony above the action. I had an alligator po' boy. Nicole had some red beans and rice and a salad. It was a gassy evening. After dinner, we walked around a bit more and made the obligatory trip down Bourbon Street. There was a surprising amount of folks pushing sixty (or more) getting drunk.

I was almost hit by someone driving a rascal . . . twice. It was time to get the hell off Bourbon Street. We bought a pair of Abita Amber cans at a liquor store, where Nicole had a run-in with a man wearing a cape and headed back to drink our beers and relax. We are staying at a very unique place with a very large balcony on a relatively calm street. It is a nice escape from the insanity that is New Orleans. Tomorrow is our last day of the road trip and we should be back in good ol' Houston by evening.